Oct 07 2008
Lame Duck my ASS! Czarnina(Duck Soup)!
It isn’t enough to take this country down in a flaming pile of shit, now “President” Bush is going GLOBAL! Today the headlines are all speaking the doom and gloom of a global recession, based on our financial meltdown, and the fear of lending that it has brought on. WAY TO GO GEORGE!
Hey George, I got an idea for ya , just get your friends over there in China on the phone, They seem more than willing to loan us money whenever we need it. Maybe they will even take it out in trade… We could..say?.. give them… I don’t know.., just off the top of my head.., Alaska., Hawaii., and all the Pacific coast states! I’m no mathematician, but that just might get us enough money too not only pay for this mess, but also pay them back all the money we already borrowed for your little game of “RISK” in the Middle East! What the hell I love Chinese food, I hear it’s a hard language to learn, but I’ll give it my best! Their nice people right? They won’t mind if it takes me awhile to learn the language, culture and laws…! Who knows, I could get a job making sneakers, lead painted toys, or go back to school and learn about Melamine, and how to introduce it into food… for a profit! Shipping costs for Chinese products would basically go away, making them even cheaper… helping the economy that much more! What do think George? Am I on to sometum’ here, or what?!
I’m sure the rest of the world will understand, It’s just good business since after all. Find an investor, make them a partner, shake hands! ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD AGAIN!
NO?
Well OK what about this?
Lets call the E.U. Maybe we join their little group! We could join, convert to the Euro, and pay China back that way! 1 Euro is almost 2 dollars now! by this time tomorrow it may even be worth three or more! That cuts our debt in half (at least) before we even pay it!! And you know blood is thicker than water, they have to love us, we “are of their loin” after all. I understand it will be hard to apologize for that whole “tea party thing” but sometimes you just have to eat a little crow and move on! Look to the future, not to the past! Hell we wouldn’t have to learn a new language, (Thats a plus)! We wouldn’t need a passport to go to Poland, of Hungary! (I am all for that shit), traveling without worries!
Lets claim our legal right as the descendants of Europe to insure our full admittance into the European Union! WHO’S WITH ME ON THIS!
Speaking of Poland: here is a recipe for Duck soup(Czarnina)!
Kill a duck and catch its blood in a bowl containing about1/2 c vinegar. Stir to prevent the blood from coagulating.(Pig’s blood also may be used.) Put some pork spareribs in a pan, add the wing tips, necks, and giblets(and, if desired, the plucked and cleaned head and the feet) of the fowl. Cover the meat with water, boil, and skim. Tie a stalk of celery, some parsley, a small onion, a few allspice, peppercorns, and cloves in cheesecloth or muslin and add to the soup and simmer for about 2 hours. Remove the spice sack and add some dried prunes, dried apples, or dried pears, and some cherries or grapes and simmer for about 1/2 hour. In an electric blender, blend about 2T flour, 1/2C of the blood, and 3T of the soup stock. Stir this into the soup. Add a little sugar and a cup of cream and bring to a boil. Serve with potato dumplings or with noodles.
YUM!
Naturally for Lame duck soup you will have to increase the ingredients, seeing how a standard duck is 5-7 Pounds. One lame duck weighs in at, about 175 pounds. We all have calculators these days though, do the math! The cooking time will be increased as well, so don’t wait until you are already hungry to start this dish!
Eat Happy,
For tomorrow we may die!
Oh come on It’s a blog! after all..
I just have to go on the record, and say… I do not support either of these options. The first is what I see happening now! The second is something I don’t even really seeing coming to be, but it is a funny situation. Bitch at me all you want, I don’t care! I didn’t cause the problem!
James
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