kitchen Angst!

Yesterday I spoke on the Bailout, so today I want to give my “informed” opinion on who I honestly believe needs to be our next President of these United States of America!

Thats right vote Scooby Doo!
Come on you say I’m crazy, just think about it for the few minutes it will take to read this and hear me out. Considering we have Dilbert in the White House now, and thats for his second term no less(we reelected this chump). If we really want a cartoon character for our leader lets at least pick one that will supply us with what we want!
Mr. Doo always got the bad guy. It wasn’t Fred or Velma(the smart ones), or Daphne(aka Sarah Palin), It was Scooby Doo and Shaggy too! They were always the ones in the end that brought the bad guy to his knees. Plus there are the Scooby snacks! I feel we could all use some of those right about now, don’t you!
I don’t mind some wacky antics as long as the job is getting done. I know if Scooby was on Osama’s tail He would have been caught by now and we wouldn’t be at war in Iraq, Or going into yet another cold war with Russia. I just feel if We The People don’t stand up and demand change, we will loose our great Country. I swear it makes me want to pick the crack pipe up again, and have some babies! It seems the only Americans that get federal assistance these days are Millionaires, and crack whores! I can’t make a million Dollars tomorrow, but I can hit a pipe!
I am struggling and I know I am not alone, many good, hard working Americans are loosing their homes and are now in financial ruin because they were “naive” enough to listen to the “experts” and invest their life savings in “the American dream”. Now this “lame duck” President is bending us over the kitchen table(without even giving us a courtesy reach around) and giving it to us one last time before he rides into the sunset! This is bullshit, it reminds me of the Reagan years when I watched thousands of my friends and fellow Americans die of the “GAY CANCER”and He did nothing! We sent him on his way with full, honorary funeral services! Many of My friends died in shame, disrespect, and dishonor, Only to be dumped in unmarked graves because the Country they loved so much, found them VILE. Bush is now doing the same to our middle and lower class citizens as his last ha-raw!
Birds of a feather, need to be shot together!

This is a true rant from a Chef, We tend to “go off” so get use to this type of blog from me you will see it often!
James
P.S. I promise to get back to happier subjects soon, but I had to get this off my chest!
I also want to give a shout out to Los Arango, Tequila Repossado! my Roommate just introduced me to this fine beverage and I am very great full. Thanks Micheal!

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